I think Oz is the only roll I actually liked Seth Green in. After seeing him play himself on Entourage I can’t watch him anymore because he just seems like a jerk now.
I need Oz to be a real person. not so much so I can date him, but so that I can hang out with him and be endlessly amused by his brilliant and hilarious dialogue. the werewolf thing could go either way, I’m not picky. xoxoxo
(Photo from My Little BammBamm)
Buffy: So then Kathy’s like, ‘It’s share time.’ And I’m like, ‘Oh yeah? Share this!’ (She punches at the air.)
Oz: So, either you hit her, or you did your wacky mime routine for her.
Buffy: Well, I didn’t do either, actually. But she deserves it, don’t you think?
Oz: Nobody deserves mime, Buffy.
Buffy: Hmm, Kathy does. She deserves to be locked in an invisible box and blown away by an imaginary wind and… and…
Oz: Forced to wear a binding unitard?
Buffy: Yeah, the itchy kind, it’s perfect.
Oz: Just here to help.
Buffy: Which I appreciate. But you’ve never come on routine patrol with me before, Oz. So, what’s the deal?
Oz: Seemed more interesting than homework.
Buffy: As long as it’s an elective. I can handle myself alone, you know.
Oz: Not in question.
Buffy: Good. So then, I go into the refrigerator—right?—and the label queen has managed to put…
Oz: Just a, just a thought, Buffy, but do you think all this ranting is scaring away potential demons?
Buffy: You’re right. Ooh! She’s even affecting my work, now. She’s the Titanic. She’s a crawling black cancer. (She brings her foot up, around and down onto a bench, breaking it in two.) She’s… other really bad things.
Oz: On the plus side you’ve killed the bench, which was looking shifty.
